六年级作六年级诗歌作文:Girl`s love logic

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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman  
If you don';t, you are not a man   小荷作文网 www.zww.cn
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying   小 荷 作文网 www.zww.cn
If you don';t, you are good for nothing  
If you make romance, you are an ';experienced man';  
If you don';t you are half a man  
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring  
If you don';t, she accuses you of double crossing  
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy  
If you don';t, you are a dull boy  
If you are jealous, she says it';s bad  
If you don';t , she thinks you do not love her  
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn';t respect her  
If you don';t, she thinks you do not like her  
If you are a minute late, she complains it';s hard to wait  
If she is late, she says that';s a girl';s way  
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold  
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage  
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics  
If you do, she thinks it';s just one of the man';s tactics  
If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting  
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring  
If you talk, she wants you to listen  
If you listen, she wants you to talk  
 

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